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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE





cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”





"We all have that one person that we’ll always have feelings for, no matter what. Just one look, & it takes you right back to those memories"

(via icanrelateto)




hiddleswiggles:

bunnywith:

dayheartsyou:

ibrokesenpaislegs:

fifty-shadesofgay:

teamfreekickass:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

onceuponabutt:

I’m sorry but this is classist bullshit. Sometimes I can’t afford to buy chicken and peas and rice for a dinner so I have to go to McDonalds and get a 3 dollar burger. So sorry I don’t live where there’s cheap good food, and I have to choose the burger over super expensive chicken from walmart.

Plus who are you to judge someone’s eating choices

not to mention that almost NONE of these prices are completely accurate, and different walmarts charge different prices for the same item in different areas. ESPECIALLY ‘healthy’ foods located in areas that are considered food deserts. i s2g one of these days i’m just gonna spend an hour walking around walmart taking pictures of all the prices for these items just to prove how fucked up and wrong this is.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOPPING THAT PRICES ARE THAT LOW??? IS THIS HEAVEN???? SIGN ME UP

yeah this is total bullshit

I have a fucking member card for the cheapest grocery story around and still nothing is that cheap.  Please share where in the fuck you find prices like this

ok i just scared my sister i was laughing so maniacally

this is such bullshit

i spend at least  70 bucks getting the minimal amount of groceries for my family and that lasts us a week and half at best when i don’t eat

$3 for a box of Morningstar Farms patties?? BUT WHERE. Oh right. NOWHERE.

Maybe things are cheaper where I live?



artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD









oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????




slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone