I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
Of note, I wasn’t able to apply for FAFSA without taking my parents’ income into account until I was 24. That’s fucking ridiculous. Like I have to wait six years until I can actually receive any assistance in attaining an education without having to acquire massive amounts of debt? This system is majorly fucked up, way beyond repair. It needs to be completely overhauled.